Thursday, July 7, 2011

JJ Abrams pitches a movie

"I have an idea for a movie. It's an epic cross over between masters of their arts, they meet, some kind of monster causes them to unit and then they resolve it. We'll use lens flares to hide their identities until the big reveal at the end."

"Sounds like you have a first act and maybe part of a third, what about the middle?"

"I'll just wing it, no one cares about that part anyway."

"Excellent, so who are the masters?"

"Bass Masters and Tax Masters. No one will expect it."

"A hundred million enough?"

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